i just found a water bottle under my desk and that i swear to god was not there before

that medicine tastes so bad o my golly

i’m gonna go take more cough syrup

breathes in

coughs up blood

johncakebert:

casual reminder that jade plays the bass
I mean seriously look at this

she is sumMONING GAINT LILY PADS WITH HER BASS SKILLS
JUST TO CROSS WATER

I MEAN THATS SOME FUCKING JESUS CRIST MAGIGS SHIT RIGHT THERE
AND IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH LOOK AT THIS

COME THE FUCK ON IF USING THE DRUMS TAKES YEARS OF MASTERING CUZ IT USES ALL YOUR LIMBS THINK HOW HARD THIS SHIT IS!!!!!
SHE HAS 5 ARMS
FIVE MOTHER FUCKER
IF THATS NOT TIGHT SHIT THE GTFO OF MY FACE

okay i’m gonna close tumblr so i don’t keep checking it